I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2030. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 89.30 | 97.7% | 2025-01-30 |
| 2031. | (elhilali_zakariya) | 89.28 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2032. | (twisted314) | 89.20 | 98% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2033. | (skillztoday) | 89.20 | 97% | 2025-03-15 |
| 2034. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.19 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2035. | (ivious) | 89.19 | 95.2% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2036. | (mbayless123) | 89.18 | 99% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2037. | (haiphan) | 89.18 | 98% | 2025-09-27 |
| 2038. | (e00d) | 89.18 | 96.1% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2039. | (ciindersnap) | 89.15 | 98% | 2025-08-28 |
| 2040. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 89.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2041. | (gooberonuggeto) | 89.14 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 2042. | hero (iknowhtml) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| 2043. | Birdman (birdman13) | 89.12 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 2044. | (sconball) | 89.10 | 96.6% | 2024-04-17 |
| 2045. | (flaming_gladius) | 89.10 | 97.8% | 2023-09-09 |
| 2046. | Constantijn (fireline) | 89.09 | 98.5% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2047. | (midca) | 89.09 | 96.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2048. | (lyric39) | 89.09 | 98.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2049. | (sterlingwolf) | 89.07 | 97.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 2050. | (academ) | 89.07 | 97% | 2024-09-05 |
| 2051. | (lol1henta1) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2052. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.06 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 2053. | (arjay_es) | 89.05 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 2054. | (hummus18_) | 89.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2055. | (joypark21) | 89.04 | 97.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2056. | (naqet) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 2057. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 89.02 | 98% | 2026-04-02 |
| 2058. | (lializs) | 88.99 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2059. | (typerinsan3) | 88.98 | 96% | 2025-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |