So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8719. | Largo (aswad2) | 88.60 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 8720. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 88.60 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 8721. | Rachel (wtdmnx) | 88.59 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8722. | Always (alwayslast123) | 88.59 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 8723. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 88.59 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 8724. | Kieran (glasses85) | 88.59 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
| 8725. | Isaiah (reshilimar) | 88.58 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
| 8726. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 88.58 | 99% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8727. | Force (forcebuilder) | 88.57 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8728. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 88.57 | 97.6% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8729. | Caleb (syfulis) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8730. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 88.57 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8731. | Daniel (belakor) | 88.57 | 98% | 2011-09-29 |
| 8732. | Justin (necrosan) | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 8733. | Andrew (scythe89) | 88.57 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 8734. | Nio (nio21) | 88.57 | 98% | 2013-09-10 |
| 8735. | Penggembala Babi (pengembal... | 88.56 | 98.2% | 2023-07-21 |
| 8736. | touch grass (midca) | 88.56 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 8737. | Oliver (guggero) | 88.56 | 97.7% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8738. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 88.56 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8739. | nah id win (aragorn_the_snake) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8740. | drs247 (drs247) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 8741. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 88.56 | 98% | 2012-06-02 |
| 8742. | Sun (melliw) | 88.55 | 95% | 2016-01-10 |
| 8743. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 88.55 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8744. | Leo (zeignn) | 88.55 | 94% | 2011-09-17 |
| 8745. | Vedpal (vedpal2050@gmail.com) | 88.55 | 97% | 2013-12-29 |
| 8746. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 88.54 | 97.5% | 2023-08-09 |
| 8747. | haidanos (haidanos) | 88.54 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 8748. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 88.54 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |