I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5651. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 103.55 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 5652. | Moneyourself (moneyourself) | 103.55 | 100% | 2021-01-27 |
| 5653. | Elijah (mr_awes0me) | 103.54 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 5654. | Pol (crutchlow13) | 103.54 | 100% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5655. | (slithical) | 103.53 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 5656. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 103.53 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 5657. | fe (ferkoaa) | 103.53 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 5658. | P. (psilva00) | 103.53 | 97.8% | 2025-05-05 |
| 5659. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 103.53 | 99% | 2022-07-27 |
| 5660. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 103.53 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 5661. | sk (skkk) | 103.52 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5662. | bioboy246 (bioboy246) | 103.52 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 5663. | amberserpent (amberserpent) | 103.51 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5664. | Quick Fox (key_of_boards) | 103.51 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5665. | Cultist (kishore0305) | 103.51 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 5666. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 103.51 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5667. | Karam (kahsi) | 103.49 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
| 5668. | syafi (syafi) | 103.49 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 5669. | assateverything (mid_) | 103.49 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5670. | Kent (kfreezen) | 103.48 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 5671. | iessicina (nyaichinisan) | 103.48 | 98% | 2025-05-02 |
| 5672. | Jan (prime56) | 103.47 | 99% | 2018-03-01 |
| 5673. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 103.46 | 96.9% | 2024-11-06 |
| 5674. | im (aph0tic) | 103.45 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5675. | Mikhail (adfloresca098) | 103.45 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 5676. | swagb0y (beckseamons) | 103.44 | 98.2% | 2025-03-12 |
| 5677. | violinninja (violinninja) | 103.44 | 98.2% | 2023-12-18 |
| 5678. | Doofman (doofman) | 103.44 | 97.2% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5679. | anntz (reaction__) | 103.44 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 5680. | D (dschrad) | 103.44 | 98% | 2017-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |