Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16828. | Palqa (palqar) | 73.98 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 16829. | cas (kcas) | 73.97 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 16830. | CoinCollector (coincollector) | 73.97 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 16831. | sinegav (sinegav) | 73.97 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 16832. | najjar (najjar) | 73.97 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| 16833. | Jack (jga2349) | 73.96 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 16834. | LUwU (luwu2310) | 73.96 | 96.5% | 2023-07-11 |
| 16835. | Omar (omarino) | 73.96 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 16836. | Blooksy (ottor) | 73.96 | 96.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 16837. | aman (amanrai2802) | 73.96 | 97.7% | 2023-07-13 |
| 16838. | vero (vrnica) | 73.96 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 16839. | Diego (thebeastboi__) | 73.96 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 16840. | Evan (thewhailure) | 73.96 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 16841. | aoxiang (cuiaoxiang) | 73.96 | 98% | 2012-02-25 |
| 16842. | zergling (newstyle) | 73.96 | 92% | 2015-07-19 |
| 16843. | Tyler (tylerwi) | 73.96 | 91% | 2011-12-20 |
| 16844. | Crispy (_crispygotsauce_) | 73.95 | 95% | 2023-06-03 |
| 16845. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 73.95 | 95.9% | 2023-09-16 |
| 16846. | Tylor (tylorperrine123) | 73.95 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
| 16847. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 73.95 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16848. | Andrew (andrewhuang) | 73.95 | 86% | 2015-01-13 |
| 16849. | Bryan (bman) | 73.95 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 16850. | oxenfurt (oxenfurt) | 73.94 | 100% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16851. | Kai (utsutsu) | 73.94 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 16852. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 73.94 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16853. | Ricardo (arpasusi) | 73.94 | 97% | 2013-01-08 |
| 16854. | Ole (olenord) | 73.93 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 16855. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 73.93 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 16856. | Starinator (starinator) | 73.93 | 96% | 2016-03-12 |
| 16857. | ToTo (complexion) | 73.93 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |