Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12222. | (phones) | 81.26 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 12223. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 81.26 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 12224. | (driferia) | 81.26 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 12225. | (alvingogo) | 81.26 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 12226. | (frank44) | 81.25 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 12227. | (cloud023) | 81.25 | 95% | 2011-12-09 |
| 12228. | (molemole) | 81.25 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 12229. | (glitchinakaapte) | 81.25 | 96% | 2023-09-23 |
| 12230. | (anthonyk) | 81.24 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12231. | (cokemsheen) | 81.24 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 12232. | Terra (terranavis) | 81.24 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 12233. | (islandjewyl) | 81.24 | 99% | 2018-03-25 |
| 12234. | (jaybbbbbb) | 81.24 | 96.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12235. | (wuhan_virus) | 81.24 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 12236. | (teddyhol) | 81.24 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 12237. | (bootesvoid) | 81.24 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 12238. | (backflip9) | 81.23 | 86% | 2017-01-18 |
| 12239. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 81.23 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 12240. | (caysand) | 81.23 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 12241. | (fkruuse) | 81.23 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 12242. | (megcha) | 81.22 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 12243. | (doomcon) | 81.21 | 86% | 2014-11-18 |
| 12244. | (simbernal) | 81.21 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 12245. | (gandien250988) | 81.21 | 96% | 2016-10-23 |
| 12246. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 81.21 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 12247. | (keenanyj) | 81.21 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12248. | (vengence99) | 81.21 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 12249. | (belakor) | 81.20 | 97% | 2011-07-03 |
| 12250. | (timply) | 81.20 | 93% | 2011-09-12 |
| 12251. | (human) | 81.20 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |