Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2228. | (greghinton) | 83.26 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2229. | (sk8ereid) | 83.25 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 2230. | (reganisgod) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2231. | (amayadomi) | 83.24 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2232. | (300_wpm_avg) | 83.20 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2233. | (dr_nefarious) | 83.18 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 2234. | ARWπ΄ (appleredwarrior) | 83.17 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2235. | (musketeertypist) | 83.17 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2236. | (seawardsalmon6) | 83.17 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 2237. | (djex808) | 83.16 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2238. | (spaceg00se) | 83.15 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 2239. | (cobra03) | 83.15 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2240. | (wrfc627) | 83.11 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2241. | (cathy100) | 83.11 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 2242. | (bangojett) | 83.10 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2243. | Haung (zeropower) | 83.10 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2244. | ππ¨π’π¨ππ¨ (m... | 83.08 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2245. | StraightUpLuck Β―\_(γ)_/Β... | 83.06 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2246. | rand1234 (ranodmperson) | 83.06 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2247. | (hopefulness) | 83.05 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 2248. | (pukle) | 83.05 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2249. | (fieryhydra) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2250. | (unicorn101010) | 83.04 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 2251. | (jordipolla) | 83.04 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2252. | (promax) | 83.03 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2253. | (s_katana) | 83.03 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2254. | (breadcommander) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2255. | (dolans) | 83.03 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2256. | Δα»©c (dinhduc2601) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2257. | (magentelle) | 82.99 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |