And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7828. | n1gg3r (n1gg33r) | 103.30 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 7829. | Adam (musterling) | 103.30 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 7830. | Ryan (imagine) | 103.30 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 7831. | epicfail (epicfailkonaro) | 103.29 | 97% | 2012-04-24 |
| 7832. | E (mosanbrick) | 103.29 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 7833. | RIP (ilikepizz) | 103.29 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 7834. | seez (seez) | 103.29 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 7835. | Andrew (subversiveasset) | 103.28 | 94% | 2012-04-08 |
| 7836. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 103.28 | 98% | 2016-10-27 |
| 7837. | Franco (jimmymork) | 103.28 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
| 7838. | aorer (aorer) | 103.28 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 7839. | HKER (crafting112) | 103.28 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 7840. | Krystina (krys317) | 103.28 | 99% | 2014-04-14 |
| 7841. | blek (proking) | 103.28 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 7842. | Fish (fish753) | 103.27 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 7843. | Mitchel (mitchthebaker) | 103.27 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 7844. | WOW (wowsocool_) | 103.26 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 7845. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 103.26 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 7846. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 103.26 | 99% | 2017-08-27 |
| 7847. | Mickey (mickmel) | 103.26 | 99.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 7848. | . (printsmorgan) | 103.26 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7849. | mark (markisgrabell006) | 103.25 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 7850. | Sungjee (sungjeeyoo) | 103.25 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 7851. | Rebecca (sleepdontvisit) | 103.24 | 96% | 2015-05-19 |
| 7852. | Williard Joshua (willjosh) | 103.24 | 93% | 2013-10-29 |
| 7853. | Bloss3 (bloss3) | 103.24 | 98% | 2014-02-03 |
| 7854. | Shalaby (kakashi_hatake_) | 103.24 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 7855. | v (vlxu) | 103.24 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 7856. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 103.23 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 7857. | Nathan (nate_k_) | 103.23 | 96% | 2014-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |