So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8385. | Alex (botscotch) | 89.34 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8386. | theoneandonly (verexus) | 89.34 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8387. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 89.34 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 8388. | GL (gl2993) | 89.34 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 8389. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 89.33 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 8390. | Winson (winjson) | 89.33 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 8391. | Aviv (abyx) | 89.33 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 8392. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 89.33 | 97% | 2017-03-18 |
| 8393. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 89.32 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 8394. | big (bigbawler25) | 89.32 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 8395. | Antonin (antonindvorak9) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 8396. | ElevenQuasar3 (elevenquasar3) | 89.32 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 8397. | Niklas (nicksssor) | 89.31 | 96% | 2013-05-09 |
| 8398. | Walter (non_white) | 89.30 | 97% | 2012-07-19 |
| 8399. | radish (onlyradish) | 89.29 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 8400. | Tobias (laaaveri) | 89.29 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 8401. | John (lodaka) | 89.28 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 8402. | Michael (mickeymoose58) | 89.28 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 8403. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 89.28 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 8404. | Jack (jack2905) | 89.28 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8405. | Junior (junior94) | 89.28 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| 8406. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 89.28 | 98% | 2017-01-16 |
| 8407. | Dubweise (theoldnose) | 89.27 | 93% | 2017-03-02 |
| 8408. | Andrew (andrewtsui) | 89.27 | 87% | 2011-09-08 |
| 8409. | Benjamin (nask) | 89.27 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 8410. | poomonky (poomonky) | 89.26 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8411. | Rachel (fishofthesea) | 89.26 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 8412. | Darren (bender009) | 89.26 | 98% | 2013-03-30 |
| 8413. | Yotzin (yotzin) | 89.26 | 96% | 2015-12-10 |
| 8414. | Cj (phexxy) | 89.26 | 86% | 2015-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |