So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32887. | Alex (alexcro) | 46.89 | 97% | 2014-12-03 |
| 32888. | Paris (stephendegrasse) | 46.88 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 32889. | Nelson (nelson_typer) | 46.88 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 32890. | Arvind (arvind81983) | 46.88 | 90% | 2016-08-20 |
| 32891. | Filip (filiprei) | 46.88 | 94% | 2012-09-08 |
| 32892. | paramita (paramitafitri) | 46.88 | 94% | 2013-05-19 |
| 32893. | vishal (vishal23) | 46.88 | 92% | 2012-08-03 |
| 32894. | T-bage (rrraaadddaaa) | 46.88 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 32895. | steph (rockstar16) | 46.88 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 32896. | Codelink11 (codelink11) | 46.87 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 32897. | zamzy (zamzy) | 46.87 | 91% | 2013-04-26 |
| 32898. | Kratz (kratz131) | 46.87 | 92% | 2019-03-26 |
| 32899. | neimet nene (neshyiasmith) | 46.87 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 32900. | thien (khoi) | 46.87 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 32901. | Hieronymus (countschlick) | 46.87 | 93% | 2012-05-05 |
| 32902. | Vương (cotcac) | 46.87 | 91% | 2011-07-14 |
| 32903. | roadTo (mickcheck) | 46.86 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 32904. | teka_beka (teka_beka) | 46.86 | 94.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 32905. | Tama (enigmania) | 46.86 | 93% | 2011-12-17 |
| 32906. | Sarah (uncreative) | 46.86 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 32907. | David (kusakd) | 46.85 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 32908. | ruby (rubz) | 46.85 | 94% | 2015-03-23 |
| 32909. | maratKX (maratkx) | 46.85 | 91% | 2014-04-04 |
| 32910. | 7783937005 (skullandme) | 46.84 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 32911. | Anna (annairl) | 46.84 | 94% | 2011-10-04 |
| 32912. | joey (sl0wm0) | 46.83 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 32913. | Ash (shotz) | 46.83 | 87% | 2011-11-08 |
| 32914. | Wanderer (hassanese) | 46.82 | 93% | 2021-12-27 |
| 32915. | Aldi (likabicboi) | 46.82 | 90% | 2014-02-18 |
| 32916. | David (david_nguyen21) | 46.82 | 93% | 2020-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |