Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8428. | omaha_typist (omaha_typist) | 86.43 | 96.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 8429. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 86.43 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 8430. | Saurabh (sau7abh) | 86.43 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 8431. | Jude (jfendo) | 86.43 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8432. | bigjilm (bigjilm2112) | 86.43 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8433. | Dim (workahol1c) | 86.43 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 8434. | jerry (jerrypro099) | 86.42 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 8435. | FirePanda2302 (firepanda23021) | 86.42 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 8436. | Jamie (sneepdeep) | 86.42 | 99.2% | 2023-09-22 |
| 8437. | punit (thakelatyper) | 86.42 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 8438. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 86.42 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8439. | Keiroi (keiroi) | 86.41 | 96% | 2025-07-27 |
| 8440. | phauxy (phauxy) | 86.41 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 8441. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 86.41 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
| 8442. | Bill (billyisme) | 86.40 | 95.2% | 2024-06-12 |
| 8443. | durian (xhikmandurian) | 86.40 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 8444. | Preetish (preetishmajumdar) | 86.39 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 8445. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 86.39 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 8446. | asdf (_o0_) | 86.38 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 8447. | Matthew (monoxy) | 86.38 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 8448. | Douglas (slugdug) | 86.37 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 8449. | victor (fuertesvic) | 86.37 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 8450. | Sevxn7. (sevxn77) | 86.36 | 95% | 2025-04-03 |
| 8451. | WAYRT (wayrt_original) | 86.36 | 97% | 2024-08-09 |
| 8452. | Rohit Kumar (rohit234432) | 86.36 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 8453. | Filip (sodic) | 86.36 | 99% | 2022-06-28 |
| 8454. | geras (gerastv) | 86.35 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 8455. | Jett (bananaswillfall) | 86.34 | 97% | 2024-12-24 |
| 8456. | Ethna (ethna) | 86.34 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 8457. | torovolts (torovolts) | 86.32 | 95% | 2024-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |