See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12706. | Callie (le_jade) | 72.42 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 12707. | Asad Ahmed (asadrahmed) | 72.41 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 12708. | uferi (uferi) | 72.41 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 12709. | Dogan (sharkty) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12710. | Darth (darthverde) | 72.40 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 12711. | Joey (jmschrum) | 72.40 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12712. | Miika (hakkerijehu) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 12713. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 72.39 | 95.8% | 2023-05-17 |
| 12714. | kostaT (kostat) | 72.39 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 12715. | wesley (theempiretriescrack) | 72.39 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
| 12716. | Jake (jmill1125) | 72.39 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 12717. | Kamarul (kamarulz) | 72.39 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 12718. | Mibola (mibola) | 72.39 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12719. | leibniz (anamaya11) | 72.39 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 12720. | THATGUYtm (thatguytm) | 72.39 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 12721. | 💵 (mebank) | 72.38 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 12722. | Loser (tiki1234) | 72.37 | 95.5% | 2023-09-24 |
| 12723. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 72.37 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12724. | Tashima (tashima42) | 72.37 | 94.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12725. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 72.36 | 96% | 2025-04-30 |
| 12726. | Calvin (karubinkuu) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
| 12727. | __icc__ (__icc__) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 12728. | Prashant (elitedude) | 72.36 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 12729. | Vojtěch (vojtar) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 12730. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 72.36 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 12731. | mr.purpose24 (hacker51) | 72.36 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 12732. | Immanuel (nanashio) | 72.36 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12733. | Deni (travao) | 72.36 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 12734. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 72.35 | 97.2% | 2024-12-31 |
| 12735. | Ahmad (ninjamonke) | 72.35 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |