It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3721. | Freya (witchygyal) | 64.36 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3722. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 64.36 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3723. | Carl (sy52) | 64.36 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 3724. | Vin (shadowage) | 64.36 | 94% | 2019-01-21 |
| 3725. | Shar (sharburrus) | 64.35 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3726. | er (lawd_one) | 64.34 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3727. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 64.33 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3728. | Mark (mabbruscato) | 64.33 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3729. | Ikuya (eternal198) | 64.30 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3730. | IIan (ilan7411_) | 64.29 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3731. | ludwigg (froggg) | 64.27 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3732. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 64.26 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 3733. | Donny (supermine613) | 64.26 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 3734. | Oliver (oliver_wilson) | 64.25 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 3735. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 64.22 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 3736. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 64.21 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3737. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 64.20 | 98% | 2020-01-04 |
| 3738. | ildgaf (ildgaf) | 64.20 | 96% | 2020-07-20 |
| 3739. | James (jamzdoge) | 64.18 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 3740. | ooi (ooipuijack) | 64.18 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 3741. | Nikolaj (nikolajs) | 64.18 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 3742. | isa (caluyah) | 64.17 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 3743. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 64.14 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3744. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 64.14 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| 3745. | Phadah (phadah) | 64.13 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 3746. | winter (enjjj) | 64.12 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 3747. | rt (rtizzle) | 64.12 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3748. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 64.11 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3749. | Evan (lil_effer) | 64.10 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3750. | Chad (douchebagasshole) | 64.10 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |