I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9514. | tim (timwillform) | 87.54 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 9515. | Mikha (mikhartani) | 87.53 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9516. | vionet (maxiswaifu) | 87.53 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 9517. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 87.51 | 97.7% | 2025-04-08 |
| 9518. | F5 (phf5) | 87.51 | 96.4% | 2023-09-01 |
| 9519. | Aron (aronbk) | 87.51 | 93% | 2017-03-28 |
| 9520. | Jason (jason_n) | 87.50 | 95% | 2017-07-19 |
| 9521. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 87.50 | 98.4% | 2025-05-28 |
| 9522. | skinnyboyxd (skinnyboyxd) | 87.50 | 95% | 2019-08-04 |
| 9523. | wesley (theempiretriescrack) | 87.50 | 98% | 2025-01-08 |
| 9524. | Zalda (zalda) | 87.50 | 96% | 2025-07-08 |
| 9525. | Yuuta (outcastst) | 87.50 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 9526. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 87.50 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 9527. | Person (ali_666_) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9528. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9529. | this (taehyung_3012) | 87.49 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 9530. | Noah Han (qxvrg) | 87.48 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9531. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 87.48 | 96.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9532. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 87.48 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9533. | Green Tea (2001186) | 87.47 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 9534. | Jackson (daddyjack) | 87.47 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9535. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 87.47 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 9536. | Christopher (oyeah0912) | 87.47 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 9537. | maufry (maufry) | 87.47 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9538. | saksham (withsakki) | 87.47 | 96% | 2017-04-07 |
| 9539. | Khamza Shagdar (hamzacer) | 87.46 | 96.9% | 2024-09-21 |
| 9540. | tstats[sirojiddinov] (siroj... | 87.46 | 99.7% | 2024-03-02 |
| 9541. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 87.46 | 94.5% | 2023-12-18 |
| 9542. | Phil (philwinnem) | 87.46 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9543. | Kevin (qyuince) | 87.46 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |