So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19010. | Avi (_flv) | 70.07 | 96% | 2016-03-06 |
| 19011. | Russell (neoques) | 70.06 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 19012. | Maiya (maiyah) | 70.06 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 19013. | Dleedirector (dleedirector9... | 70.06 | 98% | 2013-12-11 |
| 19014. | Anup (themightysapien) | 70.06 | 94% | 2015-08-02 |
| 19015. | Beibarys (beba23) | 70.05 | 94% | 2022-11-14 |
| 19016. | Geirdriful (geirdriful) | 70.05 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 19017. | Momo (ttreats) | 70.05 | 95% | 2023-04-16 |
| 19018. | thepenguinmonkey (thepengui... | 70.05 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 19019. | taylor (taylor) | 70.05 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 19020. | Nina (sweetnina) | 70.05 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 19021. | Rocket (rrocketla) | 70.05 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 19022. | Rohit (murphy053) | 70.04 | 97.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 19023. | LaBron (labron2310) | 70.04 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 19024. | rambalaji (rambalaji) | 70.04 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 19025. | 3LeggedSquid (3leggedsquid) | 70.04 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 19026. | spencer (spacejat) | 70.03 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 19027. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 70.03 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 19028. | Lee (a20366joseph) | 70.03 | 99% | 2016-01-26 |
| 19029. | Ari (aricarrillo96) | 70.03 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 19030. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.03 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 19031. | bich (play_girl1881) | 70.03 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
| 19032. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 70.03 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 19033. | Tyson (hence) | 70.03 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 19034. | Mahan (mahano) | 70.02 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 19035. | adham (adham123) | 70.02 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 19036. | Kasey (kaseshib) | 70.02 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 19037. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 70.02 | 87% | 2014-11-01 |
| 19038. | Georges (w0lf361) | 70.01 | 94% | 2022-09-17 |
| 19039. | spongy (spongyguy) | 70.01 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |