So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35043. | (claess) | 38.48 | 90% | 2012-11-20 |
| 35044. | (subeesh18) | 38.47 | 88% | 2013-08-07 |
| 35045. | (mrhunt3r) | 38.47 | 94% | 2013-07-14 |
| 35046. | (cleritch) | 38.47 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 35047. | (chasetierney3) | 38.46 | 82% | 2015-03-02 |
| 35048. | (anh101) | 38.46 | 92% | 2015-07-07 |
| 35049. | (ilovegod1) | 38.42 | 95.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| 35050. | Wilsson (wilssonii) | 38.42 | 94% | 2017-07-27 |
| 35051. | (tonia) | 38.42 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 35052. | (sumonthaw) | 38.41 | 91% | 2012-10-02 |
| 35053. | (mrman1753) | 38.41 | 95% | 2015-06-18 |
| 35054. | (marephelgodinez) | 38.41 | 94% | 2011-09-30 |
| 35055. | (vatsala) | 38.40 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 35056. | (luc_cooper) | 38.40 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 35057. | (developer) | 38.39 | 85% | 2014-11-28 |
| 35058. | (eshmile_013) | 38.39 | 95% | 2012-03-05 |
| 35059. | (bibek2) | 38.38 | 94% | 2022-09-02 |
| 35060. | Michael (michaelwhite) | 38.38 | 93% | 2013-04-27 |
| 35061. | (stazenko) | 38.36 | 93% | 2021-05-24 |
| 35062. | (chance24) | 38.36 | 94% | 2011-09-16 |
| 35063. | (yeumautim) | 38.36 | 93% | 2011-09-05 |
| 35064. | (nhung) | 38.36 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 35065. | sudhanshu (dhansu) | 38.36 | 89% | 2013-02-23 |
| 35066. | (cacao) | 38.36 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 35067. | (dechene) | 38.35 | 85% | 2016-05-06 |
| 35068. | Kian (adkas13) | 38.34 | 89% | 2017-02-08 |
| 35069. | (jason00wu) | 38.34 | 82% | 2013-12-17 |
| 35070. | (teja_rv) | 38.34 | 95% | 2014-09-28 |
| 35071. | (matthau) | 38.33 | 90% | 2014-05-01 |
| 35072. | (stephens) | 38.33 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |