The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14807. | Sam (reason650) | 34.76 | 91% | 2017-07-24 |
| 14808. | waseem (waseemhq) | 34.76 | 86% | 2015-09-03 |
| 14809. | dvorak_beginner (dvorak_beg... | 34.75 | 95.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14810. | ozawa (yeumautim) | 34.75 | 95% | 2011-08-21 |
| 14811. | tana (tana) | 34.75 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 14812. | Lexi (sentient_mushrooms) | 34.74 | 92.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14813. | laeron (laeron) | 34.74 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 14814. | Alex (alexey0) | 34.74 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 14815. | mohammed (mohammed_parvezz) | 34.73 | 94% | 2012-04-15 |
| 14816. | ross (rossdianne) | 34.72 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 14817. | alessandro (alecs76) | 34.72 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 14818. | Araf (itzspecial) | 34.71 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 14819. | Nygmet (nygmet_ibrayev) | 34.70 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 14820. | ankit (ankit1993) | 34.70 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 14821. | Neha (neorna) | 34.69 | 99% | 2021-01-14 |
| 14822. | Sour (sourbraix) | 34.67 | 92% | 2022-06-22 |
| 14823. | Henry (oceancity) | 34.66 | 89% | 2015-01-30 |
| 14824. | Brent (brentdahl99) | 34.66 | 95.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 14825. | Ayman (aymanw) | 34.66 | 87% | 2012-05-14 |
| 14826. | Michael (michaelnice) | 34.66 | 87% | 2012-06-11 |
| 14827. | basil (1trying_to_be_fast1) | 34.65 | 95% | 2020-09-13 |
| 14828. | rohit (rojj) | 34.64 | 94% | 2022-12-02 |
| 14829. | Temirlan (tima_9) | 34.64 | 85% | 2015-07-05 |
| 14830. | Neil (neil3110) | 34.64 | 93% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14831. | FStan (1024514) | 34.64 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 14832. | John (saammaibal) | 34.64 | 93% | 2021-01-18 |
| 14833. | M (mzamanian66) | 34.64 | 93% | 2013-08-27 |
| 14834. | sanjay (joey619) | 34.64 | 89% | 2013-10-05 |
| 14835. | Nerissa (fsuu) | 34.64 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 14836. | Ričards (saintrich) | 34.63 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |