I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12236. | WhaLeS (_whal3s) | 84.21 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 12237. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 84.21 | 96.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 12238. | Jacob (vatyr) | 84.21 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 12239. | Amirata (amiratak88) | 84.20 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12240. | Tatsu (tatsuu) | 84.20 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 12241. | Mitchell (barbeem) | 84.20 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 12242. | Stephen (scwashere) | 84.20 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 12243. | Asif (orthocresol) | 84.20 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 12244. | David Abraham (dabraham828) | 84.19 | 95.1% | 2025-01-09 |
| 12245. | Kyko (kaikoji) | 84.18 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 12246. | Chogi (chogi) | 84.18 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12247. | Fluffy (flufferman) | 84.18 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 12248. | *** (ccccalvinn) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 12249. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 84.18 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12250. | Kevin (kevchinois) | 84.18 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12251. | chuchu (wmliang) | 84.18 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 12252. | Brenden (bxbrenden) | 84.17 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 12253. | A (a_t_c) | 84.17 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 12254. | Michael (michaelmsb2) | 84.17 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12255. | Twillerdog (twillerdog) | 84.17 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 12256. | Aron (aronbk) | 84.17 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
| 12257. | Nicholas (bundinhas2) | 84.16 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12258. | Lulu (meandmygrls) | 84.15 | 99% | 2017-02-08 |
| 12259. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 84.15 | 97.1% | 2023-08-16 |
| 12260. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 84.15 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 12261. | Sui (sui_q) | 84.15 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 12262. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 84.15 | 97% | 2017-02-01 |
| 12263. | s. (capslooock) | 84.15 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 12264. | Kyle (blacktopmemories) | 84.14 | 98% | 2025-10-07 |
| 12265. | Jason (queen_rachel) | 84.14 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |