The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10313. | Someone (littleriver) | 100.23 | 98.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 10314. | Andrew (vanilla51111) | 100.23 | 85% | 2017-01-13 |
| 10315. | Joseph (schmo_) | 100.22 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10316. | Kai (testphylean) | 100.22 | 96.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 10317. | remrem (remz0406) | 100.22 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 10318. | Ramses (boinkey) | 100.21 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 10319. | Erica (lalaalennon) | 100.21 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 10320. | Marty (martinkkkn) | 100.21 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 10321. | Martin (mr_pandabear) | 100.21 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
| 10322. | Dandle (mrcalamiteh) | 100.21 | 90% | 2016-01-09 |
| 10323. | LC (64tiananmen) | 100.20 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 10324. | Evan (karidos) | 100.20 | 95% | 2016-11-02 |
| 10325. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 100.20 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 10326. | alex (beeinspired) | 100.20 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 10327. | Pu (pulak) | 100.20 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 10328. | arnav (junkbaby) | 100.20 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 10329. | rocketboy24 (rocketboy24) | 100.19 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 10330. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 100.19 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 10331. | Tangy (tangy_nose) | 100.19 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 10332. | Michael (michaelhau) | 100.19 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 10333. | Yekta (yekta95) | 100.19 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| 10334. | Simon (smeagols) | 100.19 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 10335. | Nathaniel (chaoticdefendant) | 100.18 | 90% | 2016-06-02 |
| 10336. | stuff423 (stuff423) | 100.18 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 10337. | George (linkopen) | 100.18 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 10338. | Quandale (kerneldude) | 100.17 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 10339. | Jamie (rium9) | 100.17 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 10340. | Noah (nesharps) | 100.17 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 10341. | Colin (3geosyog) | 100.17 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 10342. | Allan (allanw5) | 100.17 | 95% | 2011-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |