Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2111. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 84.57 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2112. | Autumn (act01) | 84.54 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 2113. | justin (onemadbubble) | 84.53 | 95% | 2020-02-17 |
| 2114. | Justin (rawrltd) | 84.52 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 2115. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 84.51 | 99% | 2018-05-09 |
| 2116. | Regaining (amirpci) | 84.49 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2117. | Justin (jvstin522) | 84.49 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2118. | Kyle (kylebobyle) | 84.48 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 2119. | Potato (ragingpotato711) | 84.47 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 2120. | Alex (mythsty) | 84.46 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2121. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 84.44 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 2122. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 84.44 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 2123. | Christian (chrixsi) | 84.44 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2124. | صنديد (sundid) | 84.42 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 2125. | Joshua (joshcat) | 84.42 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 2126. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 84.40 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2127. | Michael (michaelfisawesome) | 84.39 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2128. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 84.38 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2129. | Aleksander (acidix) | 84.38 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2130. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 84.37 | 94% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2131. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 84.36 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2132. | Vebjørn (vebzebol) | 84.36 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2133. | Jen (jdangela2) | 84.36 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2134. | Marco (astroqueen) | 84.32 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2135. | Will (royal__) | 84.32 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2136. | George (piehead567) | 84.31 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2137. | kylie (bibiq) | 84.30 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2138. | Michael (v3spula) | 84.27 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2139. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 84.26 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2140. | Andy (superchubs) | 84.26 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |