The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28815. | Daniel (jiggywitit) | 56.62 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 28816. | Ruusm (ruusm) | 56.62 | 91% | 2011-05-26 |
| 28817. | Ruggiero (ruggiero) | 56.61 | 96.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 28818. | Don (d_alfie) | 56.61 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 28819. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 56.61 | 92% | 2021-03-21 |
| 28820. | anirudh (l8tr) | 56.61 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 28821. | roland (herolando) | 56.61 | 93% | 2015-12-17 |
| 28822. | D (bacchus_d) | 56.61 | 88% | 2014-03-03 |
| 28823. | pwned (pwned1337) | 56.60 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 28824. | Kun (mike1jakzon) | 56.60 | 92% | 2012-09-28 |
| 28825. | lich (placidusax) | 56.59 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 28826. | Lalith (nivas17) | 56.59 | 97.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| 28827. | Huy (hoalehuy) | 56.59 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 28828. | S M (plaban13) | 56.58 | 94.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 28829. | Stevie (steviewonder) | 56.58 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 28830. | Nishant (nishantp9) | 56.58 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 28831. | Michael (michaelbui884) | 56.57 | 85% | 2014-12-30 |
| 28832. | MrEK30 (mrek30) | 56.57 | 94% | 2021-04-13 |
| 28833. | Nitin (zen619) | 56.57 | 94% | 2023-02-08 |
| 28834. | Jiratt (jiratt) | 56.57 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 28835. | Guido (guidokl) | 56.56 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 28836. | Butts (butts123) | 56.56 | 96.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 28837. | Nam (hainam) | 56.56 | 95% | 2013-11-27 |
| 28838. | hao (zeahok) | 56.56 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 28839. | Mihiro (mihiro) | 56.56 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 28840. | daniel (juicebox) | 56.56 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 28841. | Lam (lam_blue) | 56.55 | 95% | 2011-08-07 |
| 28842. | Hacieee (hacie) | 56.55 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 28843. | Don (fiaa025) | 56.55 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 28844. | Murcury (murcury_) | 56.55 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |