The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15977. | (tianzeduan) | 77.92 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 15978. | (jbncdra) | 77.92 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 15979. | (tactickle) | 77.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 15980. | (alhabiblidinillah) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 15981. | (ourob0ros) | 77.92 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 15982. | (jigglydorf) | 77.92 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 15983. | (gearsofvore) | 77.92 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 15984. | (jan500) | 77.92 | 99% | 2014-10-20 |
| 15985. | (qria) | 77.92 | 90% | 2016-07-04 |
| 15986. | (lorentsz) | 77.92 | 95% | 2014-08-06 |
| 15987. | (akashrupela) | 77.92 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 15988. | urboy (guddaysir) | 77.91 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 15989. | (zeonabanana) | 77.91 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 15990. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 77.91 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15991. | Jacob (rosfather) | 77.91 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 15992. | (trickzington) | 77.91 | 89% | 2013-02-10 |
| 15993. | Шлёпа (triggxrxdbxy) | 77.90 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 15994. | michael (michaelandjack) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 15995. | (janse122) | 77.90 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
| 15996. | (staggarhs) | 77.90 | 94% | 2014-10-24 |
| 15997. | (godlikeabt) | 77.90 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 15998. | (srdiamond) | 77.90 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 15999. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 77.89 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 16000. | Praveen (ninethsense) | 77.89 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 16001. | (imp4l3r) | 77.89 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16002. | (melonxo) | 77.89 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
| 16003. | (moola_80wpm) | 77.88 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 16004. | (varmitz1) | 77.88 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 16005. | (remastered21) | 77.88 | 93% | 2017-01-20 |
| 16006. | (jayskeels) | 77.88 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |