I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8345. | Vella (xeronol) | 89.28 | 94% | 2014-03-29 |
| 8346. | Degoldie (digim) | 89.28 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 8347. | Jason (weekly5112) | 89.28 | 95% | 2018-08-24 |
| 8348. | Josephus (josephus) | 89.28 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 8349. | Myxa (47mike47) | 89.28 | 95% | 2013-06-08 |
| 8350. | Clay (cstravers) | 89.27 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8351. | C (sirbop) | 89.27 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 8352. | Arif (aripin_cmk) | 89.27 | 100% | 2022-11-13 |
| 8353. | Brian (bgan) | 89.27 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8354. | Derek (konceptzofdeath) | 89.27 | 94% | 2011-05-25 |
| 8355. | Timothy Baratheon (timothyt... | 89.27 | 92% | 2015-03-25 |
| 8356. | Gigolo (gigolo) | 89.27 | — | 2009-10-30 |
| 8357. | Etienne (etienne_bepo) | 89.26 | 99% | 2022-02-15 |
| 8358. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 89.26 | 89% | 2016-06-02 |
| 8359. | andy (choboguy) | 89.26 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 8360. | R. (astralconfetti) | 89.26 | 86% | 2012-11-26 |
| 8361. | I am (slowdown4me) | 89.25 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 8362. | JD (jigglyjd) | 89.25 | 99.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 8363. | Michael (michael50) | 89.25 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8364. | Leif (sixty) | 89.25 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 8365. | Nick (nickpat) | 89.24 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 8366. | CheemCreem (cheemcreem) | 89.24 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 8367. | Jordan (methodd) | 89.24 | 95% | 2014-01-16 |
| 8368. | arena (arenacloser204) | 89.24 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 8369. | KW (kiawa88) | 89.24 | 99% | 2015-05-12 |
| 8370. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 89.23 | 100% | 2013-03-26 |
| 8371. | tydrt (tydrt) | 89.23 | 92% | 2016-05-27 |
| 8372. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 89.23 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 8373. | David (davidjnovak) | 89.23 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 8374. | saxum (saxum) | 89.23 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |