I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2361. | kaitlin (chispycoo) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2362. | Jan (juhu234) | 81.48 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2363. | LPZ (lpzstephan) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2364. | Grisha (grishka) | 81.42 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2365. | xdom (xdomiino) | 81.42 | 95.9% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2366. | Cringelord713 (cringelord713) | 81.39 | 97.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2367. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 81.39 | 95% | 2024-09-08 |
| 2368. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 81.37 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2369. | W (portcityjo) | 81.37 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2370. | Piyush (piyush072) | 81.36 | 95.9% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2371. | Rohan Goswami (gosron9) | 81.35 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
| 2372. | TA (tadts) | 81.35 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2373. | Trevor (tfresh) | 81.35 | 97.4% | 2024-09-01 |
| 2374. | Foole (rizzbor) | 81.33 | 98.7% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2375. | abatt (sas_1100) | 81.33 | 96.3% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2376. | Marc (marcmalha) | 81.32 | 97.6% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2377. | Gabi (gabriel_thebest123) | 81.31 | 98% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2378. | ArteagaMichael (michael34) | 81.31 | 96% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2379. | KingKirb (kingkirb) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2380. | Swifty (swiftman007) | 81.30 | 99.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2381. | dayum (jaehabag33) | 81.29 | 96.5% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2382. | ASOK (asok121) | 81.25 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2383. | sonicbedict (sonicbedict) | 81.21 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2384. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 81.20 | 95% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2385. | NeToX (netox) | 81.17 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 2386. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 2387. | elemental (asy_coder) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 2388. | CJ (blacky_08) | 81.13 | 95.2% | 2025-05-07 |
| 2389. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 81.12 | 96.3% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2390. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 81.12 | 97.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |