As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7684. | Markus Simic (its_raspyii) | 89.21 | 97.6% | 2025-05-26 |
| 7685. | kwer (kwerwurgor) | 89.21 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 7686. | Hamood (obamathebunga) | 89.21 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 7687. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 89.21 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7688. | Isauro (mati002) | 89.21 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 7689. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 7690. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7691. | joe (lerler246) | 89.20 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 7692. | Mason (nosamnm) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 7693. | AJ (zap101) | 89.20 | 92% | 2016-04-01 |
| 7694. | chan (blackstarnova) | 89.20 | 90% | 2015-06-11 |
| 7695. | Aidan (aidanb) | 89.19 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| 7696. | Jz (mercuryl) | 89.19 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 7697. | Angkana (ployyjen) | 89.19 | 100% | 2022-05-17 |
| 7698. | Jeld (jeld) | 89.19 | 98% | 2016-05-22 |
| 7699. | Tariq (htariq) | 89.19 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 7700. | ArteagaMichael (michael34) | 89.18 | 98% | 2024-12-17 |
| 7701. | Infer (infernova_122) | 89.18 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 7702. | iterus (cptxqn) | 89.18 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 7703. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 89.18 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 7704. | Some (heavy_metal123) | 89.18 | 97% | 2015-10-27 |
| 7705. | Baris (rottened) | 89.18 | 93% | 2015-11-25 |
| 7706. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 89.18 | 96% | 2015-06-17 |
| 7707. | Cubigrade (cubigrade) | 89.17 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 7708. | Theodore (boss_baby_2) | 89.17 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7709. | Andrew (patatoed) | 89.17 | 97% | 2021-06-20 |
| 7710. | Corey (genie336) | 89.17 | 94% | 2015-09-23 |
| 7711. | Milan (milang13) | 89.17 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 7712. | Nicholas (hyping4typing) | 89.17 | 91% | 2015-05-09 |
| 7713. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 89.16 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |