As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2613. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 109.09 | 98.2% | 2023-05-28 |
| 2614. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 109.09 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2615. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 109.08 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 2616. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 109.08 | 97% | 2016-07-24 |
| 2617. | m2jest1c (lmxq) | 109.07 | 96% | 2024-02-03 |
| 2618. | maller (maller) | 109.06 | 100% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2619. | blue2electricboogaloo (105wpm) | 109.06 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 2620. | Meszo (meszo) | 109.06 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
| 2621. | CancitPanton (pancitpalabok) | 109.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2622. | kaptainroll (kaptainroll) | 109.05 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 2623. | Wrest (wrest) | 109.05 | 99% | 2016-07-14 |
| 2624. | Liam (origma) | 109.04 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 2625. | Lapino (lapinolapidus) | 109.03 | 96.4% | 2024-05-08 |
| 2626. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 109.03 | 96.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 2627. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 109.03 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2628. | Brian (wivo) | 109.02 | 95% | 2015-09-24 |
| 2629. | Mia (mialav) | 108.99 | 98.1% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2630. | Jimmy (zen529) | 108.99 | 100% | 2021-06-02 |
| 2631. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 108.98 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
| 2632. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 108.98 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 2633. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 108.97 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 2634. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 108.95 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 2635. | Eric (wojito) | 108.94 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
| 2636. | ♥Brandon♥ (brandon_the_... | 108.94 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
| 2637. | mthd. (pjayys) | 108.92 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| 2638. | Bingy (waesoph) | 108.90 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2639. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 108.90 | 100% | 2021-11-12 |
| 2640. | (rontran) | 108.89 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 2641. | joshua rose 🇵🇸 (joshu... | 108.88 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2642. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 108.87 | 97.6% | 2024-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |