I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4454. | hpp3 (hpp3) | 102.07 | 98% | 2016-04-13 |
| 4455. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 102.06 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4456. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 102.06 | 98.7% | 2024-04-03 |
| 4457. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 102.06 | 97.8% | 2024-04-06 |
| 4458. | Eru (ihatemorgoth) | 102.06 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 4459. | xerb (xerb) | 102.05 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 4460. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 102.05 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 4461. | Lagom (thelagom) | 102.04 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 4462. | dodobe (dodobe) | 102.04 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4463. | drid (jzhen1005) | 102.04 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 4464. | Dyl (dbambino) | 102.04 | 96% | 2016-12-22 |
| 4465. | Anton (tutantontut) | 102.04 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 4466. | iza (servoracc) | 102.03 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
| 4467. | Sora (amamiyasora) | 102.03 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 4468. | Daniel (rexow) | 102.03 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 4469. | lou (fastball9) | 102.01 | 99% | 2024-08-13 |
| 4470. | Nafre (nafre) | 102.00 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 4471. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 102.00 | 95% | 2016-09-12 |
| 4472. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 101.98 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4473. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 101.98 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 4474. | Honest (electricbiscuit3) | 101.97 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 4475. | Jonathan (vczne) | 101.97 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 4476. | krakatoa (krakatoafoon) | 101.97 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4477. | john he (johnnyb1998) | 101.96 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 4478. | Sociology (daboritos) | 101.96 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 4479. | Stipe (stipe200) | 101.95 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
| 4480. | Jajop (jajop99) | 101.94 | 98.4% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4481. | Mykhailo (m96roman) | 101.94 | 99% | 2023-02-24 |
| 4482. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 101.94 | 97% | 2016-07-26 |
| 4483. | Laura (luckybishop) | 101.94 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |