As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15006. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 72.19 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
15007. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 72.19 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
15008. | Tyler (sitfor) | 72.19 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
15009. | Eduardo (djyoshi8225) | 72.19 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
15010. | Alex (alexrac3r) | 72.19 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
15011. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 72.19 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
15012. | Ignas (s3i4) | 72.19 | 97% | 2017-03-16 |
15013. | razeen (bbyzeen) | 72.18 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
15014. | DoubleOfU (doubleofu) | 72.18 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
15015. | Emily (crydamoure) | 72.18 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
15016. | Dylan (odps) | 72.18 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
15017. | John (vkts) | 72.18 | 93% | 2017-02-19 |
15018. | ALec (apollyon08) | 72.17 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
15019. | (thereayou) | 72.17 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
15020. | guwee (guwee) | 72.17 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
15021. | Simon (siggyyo) | 72.17 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
15022. | jo (0tac0n_) | 72.16 | 97.4% | 2023-12-10 |
15023. | SlipperySlope (eeilu) | 72.16 | 96.7% | 2021-02-13 |
15024. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 72.16 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
15025. | Arrival (arrivaldwis) | 72.16 | 91% | 2016-09-06 |
15026. | Erdenebat (speed8019) | 72.15 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
15027. | BooceJooce (boocejooce) | 72.15 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
15028. | Fauzan (fafalasta) | 72.15 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
15029. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 72.15 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
15030. | ezpez (ezpez) | 72.15 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
15031. | GidbinN (gidbinn) | 72.14 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
15032. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 72.14 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
15033. | Shanishetti (shanishetti7) | 72.14 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
15034. | muerky (muerky) | 72.13 | 96% | 2024-09-16 |
15035. | kawaaii (kawaaii) | 72.13 | 95.3% | 2023-10-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |