So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23014. | Al (bado_76) | 63.77 | 90% | 2016-06-04 |
| 23015. | Woody (woodhayy) | 63.77 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 23016. | Eren Yeager (itzadit) | 63.77 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 23017. | Courtney (croy726) | 63.77 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 23018. | Alex (ninjabassist777) | 63.77 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
| 23019. | Erika (damayanti) | 63.77 | 94% | 2011-08-19 |
| 23020. | ma3owth (lifekillerd) | 63.76 | 91% | 2013-08-22 |
| 23021. | bumblebeetuna (el_bbjay) | 63.76 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
| 23022. | Max (hihello12327) | 63.76 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 23023. | jay (jay1212) | 63.76 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 23024. | Samuel (samuelthessian) | 63.76 | 95% | 2017-06-16 |
| 23025. | Ali (murad_shah) | 63.76 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 23026. | Buday (buday) | 63.76 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 23027. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 63.76 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 23028. | nick (trist) | 63.76 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 23029. | Ruy (r_souza) | 63.76 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
| 23030. | JR (a98f3is4me) | 63.75 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 23031. | Zias (zias) | 63.75 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 23032. | Saiprasad (remagethias) | 63.75 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 23033. | hohuyhoangbk (hohuyhoangbk) | 63.75 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 23034. | Simon (albatross_wing) | 63.75 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 23035. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 63.75 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 23036. | hacksign20 (hacksign20) | 63.75 | 91% | 2012-01-09 |
| 23037. | GUS (gusasaad) | 63.75 | 97% | 2012-06-25 |
| 23038. | IIan (ilan7411_) | 63.74 | 94% | 2020-04-28 |
| 23039. | Maria (marlab) | 63.74 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 23040. | Nurul (muradpj) | 63.74 | 99% | 2018-06-10 |
| 23041. | Ry (skirts) | 63.74 | 91% | 2012-02-26 |
| 23042. | David (ipadpwner) | 63.74 | 96% | 2012-05-24 |
| 23043. | Yun Fei (felixshih) | 63.74 | 97% | 2016-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |