The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5178. | (xb3ntx) | 101.63 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 5179. | (1focus) | 101.63 | 94% | 2012-06-17 |
| 5180. | Tim (tmills9105) | 101.63 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 5181. | (unggoy2235) | 101.62 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 5182. | (wizxon) | 101.62 | 90% | 2015-11-04 |
| 5183. | (jessee) | 101.62 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 5184. | (dankang) | 101.60 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 5185. | (zkijt) | 101.60 | 96% | 2014-05-07 |
| 5186. | (torgunz) | 101.60 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 5187. | (dwingx) | 101.58 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5188. | i'm old... (2ndmohamedzarif) | 101.58 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5189. | (wildhorses) | 101.58 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 5190. | (minhhai) | 101.58 | 88% | 2011-07-27 |
| 5191. | (obokui) | 101.57 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
| 5192. | (jaybyrrd) | 101.57 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
| 5193. | (sgaffey2) | 101.57 | 97% | 2014-05-01 |
| 5194. | (massive_man4) | 101.56 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 5195. | (mgremlin) | 101.56 | 98% | 2015-01-17 |
| 5196. | (blingbrotha2) | 101.55 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 5197. | (jargazes) | 101.55 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 5198. | Eder (edertyper) | 101.55 | 96% | 2013-03-25 |
| 5199. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 101.55 | 100% | 2013-08-31 |
| 5200. | (josef_sk) | 101.54 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 5201. | hyp (hyprix) | 101.53 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 5202. | (kadok) | 101.53 | 100% | 2023-03-30 |
| 5203. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 101.53 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 5204. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 101.53 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 5205. | (immortalsoul) | 101.53 | 94% | 2012-02-14 |
| 5206. | (smeachen) | 101.53 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 5207. | (joshthesquash501) | 101.52 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |