The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5315. | I'd rather (xb3ntx) | 101.63 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 5316. | John (1focus) | 101.63 | 94% | 2012-06-17 |
| 5317. | Tim (tmills9105) | 101.63 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 5318. | Davendra (wizxon) | 101.62 | 90% | 2015-11-04 |
| 5319. | Alex (unggoy2235) | 101.62 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 5320. | Jess (jessee) | 101.62 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 5321. | DK (dankang) | 101.60 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 5322. | Evan (zkijt) | 101.60 | 96% | 2014-05-07 |
| 5323. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 101.60 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 5324. | Jesper (dwingx) | 101.58 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5325. | Minh Hải (minhhai) | 101.58 | 88% | 2011-07-27 |
| 5326. | i'm old... (2ndmohamedzarif) | 101.58 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5327. | Jeff (wildhorses) | 101.58 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 5328. | Q (obokui) | 101.57 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
| 5329. | Jalil (jaybyrrd) | 101.57 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
| 5330. | Scott (sgaffey2) | 101.57 | 97% | 2014-05-01 |
| 5331. | tstats[massive_man4] (massi... | 101.56 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 5332. | makayla (mgremlin) | 101.56 | 98% | 2015-01-17 |
| 5333. | Makl (blingbrotha2) | 101.55 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 5334. | Eder (edertyper) | 101.55 | 96% | 2013-03-25 |
| 5335. | Andrew (jargazes) | 101.55 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 5336. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 101.55 | 100% | 2013-08-31 |
| 5337. | Josef (josef_sk) | 101.54 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 5338. | Kade (kadok) | 101.53 | 100% | 2023-03-30 |
| 5339. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 101.53 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 5340. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 101.53 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 5341. | hyp (hyprix) | 101.53 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 5342. | PS (immortalsoul) | 101.53 | 94% | 2012-02-14 |
| 5343. | Sarah (smeachen) | 101.53 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 5344. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 101.52 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |