All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8473. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 87.88 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 8474. | Tizzzay (tizthewizard) | 87.88 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 8475. | chalk (chalkboard) | 87.87 | 95.5% | 2024-10-14 |
| 8476. | David (redgate7) | 87.87 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 8477. | lucia (shql) | 87.87 | 98% | 2019-03-24 |
| 8478. | Cade (cadeglenn) | 87.87 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8479. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 87.87 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8480. | Pashtun (muhammadrizwan) | 87.86 | 97.6% | 2024-02-29 |
| 8481. | Michael (katamon) | 87.86 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 8482. | Sleepy (sleepy_torch) | 87.86 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8483. | Robert (nforcer) | 87.85 | 98.8% | 2024-03-22 |
| 8484. | Gemlingur (grommsi) | 87.84 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8485. | nixcusp (nixcusp) | 87.84 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
| 8486. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 87.84 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 8487. | Stefan (zekan) | 87.84 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8488. | Typing accurately... (rkvc) | 87.84 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 8489. | Sulaiman (ohshuman) | 87.83 | 95.9% | 2025-04-14 |
| 8490. | LUFFY (randallufy) | 87.83 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 8491. | Michael (mgraczyk) | 87.83 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 8492. | Cubey (cubeycub) | 87.83 | 95% | 2018-08-24 |
| 8493. | Lamchop (lamchop1234) | 87.82 | 96% | 2025-09-08 |
| 8494. | Luis (chapibol) | 87.82 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8495. | Henrik (hest0) | 87.82 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 8496. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 87.81 | 97.4% | 2024-03-31 |
| 8497. | harshil (monsta_001) | 87.81 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 8498. | Davin (davintjong) | 87.81 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 8499. | Seba (sebixiv) | 87.80 | 97% | 2025-10-15 |
| 8500. | Vivek (vivekps143) | 87.80 | 98.4% | 2025-02-07 |
| 8501. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 8502. | reb (1reb) | 87.79 | 97.1% | 2024-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |