And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14343. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 88.97 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 14344. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 88.97 | 98% | 2015-11-06 |
| 14345. | 21blackjack (21blackjack_) | 88.97 | 97% | 2017-04-16 |
| 14346. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 88.96 | 98.3% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14347. | mabarif (mabarif) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 14348. | House (houses) | 88.96 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 14349. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 88.96 | 97.9% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14350. | Joe (hitohooters) | 88.96 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 14351. | Caleb (runner_wasd) | 88.96 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 14352. | Fer (fernandog13) | 88.96 | 95% | 2013-04-22 |
| 14353. | Patrick (saboe) | 88.95 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 14354. | MyPetToad (mypettoad) | 88.95 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14355. | peter (gobi_the_mansoe) | 88.95 | 99% | 2019-01-14 |
| 14356. | Cary Grant (garycrant) | 88.95 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 14357. | Richard (jorimi) | 88.95 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 14358. | QB (kyuubinape) | 88.95 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 14359. | Charles (clydoscope) | 88.94 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 14360. | Enkh-Och (mglstew) | 88.94 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14361. | Michael (michaelhau) | 88.94 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 14362. | acronym (acronym) | 88.94 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 14363. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 88.94 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 14364. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 88.94 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 14365. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 88.94 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 14366. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 14367. | GoFor (goforbroke69) | 88.93 | 96% | 2012-03-25 |
| 14368. | 10exer (spartibartfast) | 88.92 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 14369. | Joshua (iwreckurfamily) | 88.92 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 14370. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 88.92 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 14371. | Sebastian (sebaci) | 88.92 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 14372. | Davis (dey1234) | 88.92 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |