I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8357. | Noggie (noggie) | 90.84 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 8358. | ChroneZZ (chronezz) | 90.83 | 91% | 2016-06-28 |
| 8359. | Spatula (spatula1) | 90.83 | 95% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8360. | Felix (idk14344) | 90.83 | 98% | 2024-04-01 |
| 8361. | Clayton (claytonjadkins) | 90.83 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8362. | Tim (dreamaz) | 90.82 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 8363. | Slade (shadowhamster) | 90.82 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8364. | Ryan (_rhou_) | 90.82 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8365. | Akhil (9_plus_10_equals_21) | 90.81 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 8366. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 90.80 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 8367. | Peter (portiz121803) | 90.80 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8368. | Padlord (padlord) | 90.80 | 98% | 2017-04-24 |
| 8369. | richa (richa69) | 90.79 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 8370. | Martin (martindungeon) | 90.79 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 8371. | Slack (slack) | 90.79 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 8372. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 90.79 | 97% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8373. | Sushi (shustrikas) | 90.78 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 8374. | Jay Louie (doranku) | 90.78 | 97% | 2019-06-22 |
| 8375. | mf (mf_splinter) | 90.78 | 99% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8376. | Goven (gmbarrera) | 90.78 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 8377. | NekokeN (hr47) | 90.78 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 8378. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 90.78 | 93% | 2016-08-10 |
| 8379. | 7th Samurai (samurai7) | 90.77 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 8380. | Ovidiu (randomuserasdf1234) | 90.77 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 8381. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 90.77 | 96% | 2016-12-20 |
| 8382. | Jam (j_ms) | 90.76 | 96% | 2025-09-14 |
| 8383. | Peepee und caci in peepee c... | 90.76 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 8384. | Cripler (cripler07) | 90.76 | 96% | 2024-02-12 |
| 8385. | Alan (alany411) | 90.76 | 97% | 2016-10-26 |
| 8386. | Vasily (vodozhaba) | 90.76 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |