So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4419. | PianOreo (thunderoreoz) | 101.23 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 4420. | Di (diwang99) | 101.23 | 97% | 2016-10-21 |
| 4421. | Philip (chimera15) | 101.23 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 4422. | lazy (thelazymd) | 101.22 | 99% | 2018-01-07 |
| 4423. | Claire (gokulol) | 101.22 | 94% | 2016-03-14 |
| 4424. | yong (topcool) | 101.21 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4425. | She (angel242424) | 101.21 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 4426. | Anthony (lukiilegend) | 101.21 | 93% | 2016-01-08 |
| 4427. | therealmcoy (therealmcoy) | 101.21 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 4428. | Samuel (sawi) | 101.19 | 97% | 2013-08-10 |
| 4429. | Tyler (jexetic) | 101.18 | 99% | 2023-05-20 |
| 4430. | damp (yttrium27) | 101.17 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
| 4431. | je398338 (je398338) | 101.17 | 99% | 2019-06-17 |
| 4432. | Praise Jesus (distajo) | 101.17 | 95% | 2011-10-02 |
| 4433. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 101.14 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4434. | (thecmd999) | 101.13 | 94% | 2013-09-15 |
| 4435. | mez (mezmor) | 101.12 | 87% | 2016-02-13 |
| 4436. | ManHungryLibrarian (samanth... | 101.12 | 98% | 2013-02-25 |
| 4437. | Magnus (magicbane) | 101.11 | 98% | 2016-06-09 |
| 4438. | Abhinav (loneranger) | 101.11 | 98% | 2013-07-22 |
| 4439. | alex (rendr) | 101.10 | 95% | 2014-02-28 |
| 4440. | Shirley (shirley56) | 101.10 | 100% | 2013-06-03 |
| 4441. | Jan (balin) | 101.10 | 87% | 2012-11-19 |
| 4442. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 101.09 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 4443. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 101.08 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 4444. | reem (bacil123) | 101.07 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 4445. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 101.06 | 99% | 2019-09-11 |
| 4446. | Daniel (danielyso) | 101.05 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4447. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 101.05 | 100% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4448. | Bojidar (blackenedx) | 101.05 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |