The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16400. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 77.80 | 95.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16401. | panacotta (panacotta) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 16402. | Michael (micklepru) | 77.80 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16403. | Colin (3geosyog) | 77.80 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 16404. | Leo (leofuller) | 77.80 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 16405. | Sairen Kisaki (sairenkisaki) | 77.80 | 94% | 2012-08-27 |
| 16406. | Oi (ebradford) | 77.79 | 93% | 2015-04-20 |
| 16407. | Trader (aricebento) | 77.79 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 16408. | Paolo (cheruphim) | 77.79 | 90% | 2011-10-23 |
| 16409. | Demure (demure) | 77.79 | 92% | 2016-05-15 |
| 16410. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 77.78 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 16411. | Dell (delliu) | 77.78 | 97.3% | 2023-05-27 |
| 16412. | Kevin (keveno123) | 77.78 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 16413. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 77.78 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 16414. | C (cpandar) | 77.78 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 16415. | RRKS (rrks43) | 77.78 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 16416. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 77.77 | 97.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 16417. | Revilo (splotchyy) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 16418. | Bob (metsandcavs) | 77.77 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 16419. | Alan (alan2406) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 16420. | Quan (b3cta3) | 77.77 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 16421. | ì • (andrewjeong) | 77.77 | 89% | 2016-02-04 |
| 16422. | Chris (shafanovic) | 77.76 | 92% | 2012-04-02 |
| 16423. | Ivan (dide1818) | 77.76 | 96.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 16424. | Rift026 (rift026) | 77.76 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 16425. | Phat (imwil) | 77.76 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 16426. | Vanessa (spider_monkeyyy) | 77.76 | 86% | 2011-07-07 |
| 16427. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 77.76 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 16428. | Matthew (floog10) | 77.76 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 16429. | Lennard (leoracing) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |