The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13826. | Jax (jaxsta) | 82.17 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 13827. | epic (_epic_l4d2) | 82.17 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 13828. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 82.16 | 99% | 2015-06-08 |
| 13829. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 82.16 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 13830. | Joshua (paper_astronaut) | 82.16 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 13831. | Nina (sweetnina) | 82.16 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 13832. | bebe (bebene) | 82.16 | 92% | 2012-02-16 |
| 13833. | Leone (leoneviru) | 82.15 | 93% | 2013-07-14 |
| 13834. | Yoshi (relientkuda) | 82.15 | 94% | 2015-01-03 |
| 13835. | ottimo (ottimo) | 82.15 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 13836. | Islam (islam_taha) | 82.15 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 13837. | luke (frazzles) | 82.14 | 92% | 2013-08-16 |
| 13838. | Eriksen (babaoriley) | 82.14 | 96% | 2013-05-30 |
| 13839. | Defmoans (torrence) | 82.14 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 13840. | Suka (sukafox) | 82.14 | 99.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13841. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 82.14 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 13842. | Chetan (comhacks) | 82.13 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 13843. | Austin (goodrichinator) | 82.13 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 13844. | Charlie (metalmesiah13) | 82.13 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 13845. | Ken (imnotagreenplant) | 82.12 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 13846. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 82.12 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 13847. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 82.12 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 13848. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 82.11 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13849. | Lagmybsf (sk0ttt) | 82.11 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 13850. | Red (redsheep33) | 82.11 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 13851. | Brandi (brandiscrapbook) | 82.11 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 13852. | Lemuel (camo341) | 82.10 | 95% | 2015-09-25 |
| 13853. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 82.10 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13854. | Mob (akmob) | 82.10 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 13855. | Minjune (minac) | 82.10 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |