As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8566. | jarjarbinks9000 (jarjarbink0s) | 87.70 | 97.5% | 2024-11-23 |
| 8567. | Lazer (lawins) | 87.70 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 8568. | Vik (yungcoolioth) | 87.70 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8569. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 87.70 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
| 8570. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 87.70 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 8571. | Homayoon (homayoonalm) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8572. | Picakrow (picakrow) | 87.69 | 98% | 2025-10-25 |
| 8573. | Draco (zdraco_meteor) | 87.69 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8574. | andy (andypaling) | 87.69 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 8575. | Kacper (nijo_essa) | 87.69 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 8576. | Erik (erik_leon) | 87.68 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8577. | Quan (baoquannt) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8578. | ptt (ptt_) | 87.68 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 8579. | Json (json_xing) | 87.67 | 96% | 2025-10-13 |
| 8580. | Richard (aeolyus) | 87.67 | 96% | 2017-04-09 |
| 8581. | Chicken (sontayy) | 87.67 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 8582. | w (shwilliam) | 87.66 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 8583. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 87.66 | 96.5% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8584. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 87.66 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8585. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 87.66 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 8586. | Jard (dogspa) | 87.65 | 97.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8587. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 87.65 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 8588. | Kage (kagealan) | 87.65 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 8589. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 87.65 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8590. | Uros (uroskrunic2) | 87.65 | 99% | 2015-11-08 |
| 8591. | Ball (banhammered) | 87.65 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
| 8592. | bonez (imbonez) | 87.64 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8593. | money (pelimon) | 87.64 | 94.2% | 2023-10-25 |
| 8594. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 87.64 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 8595. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 87.63 | 96.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |