Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33128. | Dawn (dawndawndawn) | 47.53 | 88% | 2011-06-02 |
| 33129. | Sienna (bamitzsi) | 47.53 | 95% | 2020-12-21 |
| 33130. | zeeshan (zeeshan21) | 47.53 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 33131. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 47.53 | 90% | 2012-06-21 |
| 33132. | John (equivocxl) | 47.53 | 95% | 2020-12-22 |
| 33133. | i need more practice (bobzki) | 47.52 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 33134. | Kin (kinleong) | 47.52 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 33135. | Israel Forever (xxrobloxpla... | 47.52 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| 33136. | Joseph AJ (joseph_aj) | 47.52 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 33137. | Magnus (iimagii) | 47.52 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 33138. | Mike (mcpshiming) | 47.51 | 88% | 2017-03-22 |
| 33139. | Andrei (andrei_bozantan) | 47.51 | 95% | 2013-12-10 |
| 33140. | Vu (vuta) | 47.51 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 33141. | gustave (jacobe17) | 47.51 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 33142. | kilpFN (kilpfn) | 47.51 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 33143. | Diana (cyadon) | 47.51 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 33144. | Messi(Ethiopia) the land of... | 47.50 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 33145. | Juan (67juanmiguel) | 47.50 | 96% | 2016-01-31 |
| 33146. | Ankur (slownsteady108) | 47.50 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 33147. | Sayeeb (ayaan25) | 47.50 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 33148. | Kopa_Samsu (aaourav0) | 47.50 | 94% | 2021-08-22 |
| 33149. | Anjul (geety) | 47.49 | 94% | 2015-08-03 |
| 33150. | Wayne (mcdonawa) | 47.49 | 87% | 2015-02-20 |
| 33151. | erfan (erphan) | 47.49 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 33152. | Brady (swiper05) | 47.49 | 95% | 2021-02-04 |
| 33153. | Jack (bakerboy884) | 47.49 | 80% | 2017-04-09 |
| 33154. | Apepalip (agagifari) | 47.48 | 88% | 2014-06-10 |
| 33155. | Luka (luka55) | 47.48 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 33156. | Levi (sniperkiller2) | 47.48 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 33157. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 47.48 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |