So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24308. | Vanessa (louise25uk88) | 61.69 | 91% | 2013-10-14 |
| 24309. | James (xeno) | 61.69 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 24310. | Fairfac (firezuko) | 61.69 | 95% | 2012-01-02 |
| 24311. | Stewie (briank2025) | 61.69 | 94% | 2011-12-16 |
| 24312. | Roune Pro (chamrouenkit) | 61.68 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 24313. | Amatur Rahman (rimurutempes... | 61.68 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
| 24314. | Kid (ultrakidbro) | 61.68 | 98.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24315. | jerry (jerry_wu) | 61.68 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 24316. | graeme (donaldson906) | 61.68 | 95% | 2011-09-03 |
| 24317. | chad (chad111) | 61.68 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 24318. | Ali (iliyati) | 61.67 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 24319. | Taha (tgamer7700) | 61.67 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 24320. | Cortacesped (cortacesped) | 61.67 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
| 24321. | Merturtos (merturtos) | 61.67 | 91% | 2014-12-04 |
| 24322. | Imran (improvemyskills) | 61.67 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 24323. | AG (anujmgupta) | 61.67 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 24324. | SM (webadnan) | 61.66 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 24325. | Peace in world (marcog7) | 61.66 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 24326. | Alberto (staku) | 61.66 | 89% | 2013-04-15 |
| 24327. | KK (jukas) | 61.66 | 88% | 2016-09-19 |
| 24328. | Merv (merv) | 61.66 | 94% | 2012-04-15 |
| 24329. | DonDon (don918) | 61.66 | 93% | 2014-01-14 |
| 24330. | Moazzam (qwikiquartz) | 61.65 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 24331. | AMAN (player7714) | 61.65 | 94% | 2022-11-19 |
| 24332. | Crimson (crimsonight) | 61.65 | 97.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 24333. | Mafitaa wants new keyboard ... | 61.65 | 93% | 2021-03-15 |
| 24334. | Josh (remember000this) | 61.65 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 24335. | Daniel (stbdang) | 61.65 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 24336. | Robin (zynax) | 61.65 | 90% | 2012-10-18 |
| 24337. | Lancella (nope5757) | 61.65 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |