Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1226. | Siberiano (hypnotizer) | 95.07 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1227. | Soob (soob) | 95.05 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 1228. | fover (keitotrash) | 95.04 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1229. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 95.04 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1230. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 95.03 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1231. | Larry (tcaer) | 95.01 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1232. | Joshua (joshua1223) | 95.00 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1233. | Sam (defnotsam) | 95.00 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1234. | Greased (greaseddog) | 95.00 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1235. | mickey (c2sulli) | 94.99 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1236. | Bob (rando3691) | 94.96 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1237. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 94.95 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1238. | winterml3on (winterm3lon) | 94.93 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1239. | Issac (vertical820) | 94.93 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1240. | Josh (jleegreene) | 94.92 | 99% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1241. | Beket (bayemirov) | 94.91 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1242. | Mersmes (mersmes) | 94.89 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1243. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 94.89 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1244. | Luka (jomanji) | 94.88 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 1245. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 94.86 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1246. | Edwin (edwin_____) | 94.84 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1247. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 94.83 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1248. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 94.82 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1249. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 94.82 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 1250. | Salmon (pillowend) | 94.82 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1251. | Richard (rockpile) | 94.82 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1252. | beef (beefsangria) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1253. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1254. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1255. | ξlusive (brainxd) | 94.79 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |