The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14944. | mashrafi (qweer) | 34.10 | 92% | 2021-05-29 |
| 14945. | Sudharshan (sudharshansr7) | 34.10 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14946. | Stipo (stipo) | 34.08 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 14947. | Cordell (grimgiddycordy) | 34.08 | 93% | 2017-01-09 |
| 14948. | Jon (learningthedvorak) | 34.08 | 85% | 2011-12-10 |
| 14949. | philip (philosandean) | 34.08 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 14950. | vink (luciferwar) | 34.08 | 92% | 2017-06-21 |
| 14951. | UpATree (upatree) | 34.06 | 92% | 2020-01-24 |
| 14952. | nguyen (overdose) | 34.06 | 89% | 2011-10-12 |
| 14953. | Mario (proevosoccer) | 34.06 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 14954. | Alfian (fia8n) | 34.04 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 14955. | Amritesh (anodyne12371) | 34.02 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 14956. | Milon Kumar Das (milon_das) | 34.02 | 97.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14957. | Sullivan (sullivandvorak) | 34.02 | 95% | 2017-11-27 |
| 14958. | Raj (prakush) | 34.02 | 95% | 2014-11-01 |
| 14959. | Hung (lmhung2007) | 34.02 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 14960. | fatemeh (merila1340) | 34.01 | 97% | 2016-06-05 |
| 14961. | Adler (nosynevada) | 34.00 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 14962. | ali (ali_jeferson) | 34.00 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 14963. | ahmed (medoz) | 34.00 | 92% | 2017-01-10 |
| 14964. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 33.98 | 78% | 2016-10-22 |
| 14965. | Narendra (narendrasingh237) | 33.98 | 92% | 2015-06-16 |
| 14966. | Charity (pigletchan) | 33.98 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 14967. | novianti (noviantisihombing) | 33.98 | 84% | 2016-04-15 |
| 14968. | lock (lock) | 33.98 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 14969. | Monty (monty_is_the_king) | 33.97 | 92% | 2023-08-01 |
| 14970. | Yunusali (khakimjanovich) | 33.97 | 93% | 2021-03-26 |
| 14971. | Ahmed (hookinai) | 33.96 | 94% | 2019-02-19 |
| 14972. | Gagan (slowgagan18) | 33.96 | 99% | 2020-07-31 |
| 14973. | Wasin (oatawa1) | 33.96 | 94% | 2012-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |