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To be fair, English is full of booby traps for the unwary foreigner. Any language where the unassuming word "fly" signifies an annoying insect, a means of travel, and a critical part of a gentleman's apparel is clearly asking to be mangled.

—from The Mother Tongue, English and How It Got That Way, a book by Bill Bryson

Active since April 3, 2015.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1720. NON-STOP (paktypest) 111.53 98% 2021-01-25
1721. 3ymsdet (3ymsdet) 111.52 98% 2019-02-09
1722. Pendi (_pendi) 111.51 98% 2020-02-07
1723. not a nonquit anymore :( (n... 111.51 97% 2022-04-15
1724. dvorak is better (interplan... 111.50 99.2% 2021-02-09
1725. jacob (specterr) 111.49 99.2% 2025-05-03
1726. i cant type (o_o_f) 111.49 96% 2026-01-14
1727. eeee (eeee_) 111.49 100% 2019-06-05
1728. Lark (sirhaxbard) 111.49 100% 2021-11-08
1729. Di (diwang99) 111.49 98% 2016-07-02
1730. skt (aurelius_789) 111.48 99% 2021-07-14
1731. J (pjonathan) 111.47 98.4% 2024-01-11
1732. ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) 111.46 100% 2015-11-16
1733. Haksmooth (maznflip) 111.45 98% 2020-11-27
1734. nino (ninodokoskiot) 111.44 99% 2020-01-07
1735. qwertyuiop (echoflint) 111.43 95% 2015-07-01
1736. Memory (merememory) 111.41 98% 2021-01-07
1737. who up haikuing their canni... 111.40 97.4% 2023-09-28
1738. heshashin (chkhsmtyvneli) 111.37 95% 2024-06-12
1739. Kevin (ksword23) 111.36 96% 2015-04-29
1740. doge (muchtypewow) 111.35 97% 2017-05-25
1741. print("Desconocid0h")#0482 ... 111.34 97% 2025-10-07
1742. Mimin (miminpickle) 111.34 99.6% 2025-03-04
1743. salomo (roadto5wpm) 111.32 98% 2022-03-30
1744. Doru (dorumin) 111.31 98% 2018-09-24
1745. Joe Seph (joesephdiver) 111.30 97% 2026-05-02
1746. da (causenetsofv) 111.30 100% 2022-10-31
1747. Biggie (mauler09) 111.30 95% 2017-06-02
1748. Tensel (tbbone) 111.30 96% 2016-09-10
1749. Irfan (magictoast) 111.29 97% 2017-09-15

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 51,986 74.12 April 3, 2015
Instant Death Mode 56 80.85 December 26, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 1 59.70 August 7, 2022
New Texts Proving Ground 1 114.77 March 22, 2015