As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23944. | Denford (setnicknameto) | 51.26 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 23945. | Jakub (kubassino) | 51.26 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 23946. | Chirp (chirpflewgone) | 51.26 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 23947. | Jackson (wakeywaky) | 51.26 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 23948. | eh (patricklie) | 51.26 | 92% | 2020-08-10 |
| 23949. | starvig (thomshi) | 51.25 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 23950. | kris (kriskarm) | 51.25 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 23951. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 51.25 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
| 23952. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 51.24 | 93% | 2022-09-05 |
| 23953. | Pan314 (pan314) | 51.24 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
| 23954. | Nguyen (nguyepham) | 51.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 23955. | Fsociety (as77) | 51.22 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23956. | olivia (olivianay) | 51.22 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 23957. | Anand (perlaanand) | 51.21 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 23958. | eigo (eigo) | 51.21 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 23959. | Gerard (clant) | 51.21 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
| 23960. | Spraito (spraito) | 51.20 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23961. | Meredith (merelydith) | 51.20 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 23962. | NG (kenny12921292) | 51.20 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 23963. | JOMAMA (secks) | 51.19 | 98% | 2017-01-03 |
| 23964. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 51.19 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 23965. | Nafis Uddin (nafis_uddin) | 51.17 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| 23966. | ALOK (alokiiie) | 51.15 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 23967. | Venu (venuyeggadi) | 51.15 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 23968. | slowwwwwwwwww (catalyst1985) | 51.15 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
| 23969. | alexis (munchkinn) | 51.14 | 94% | 2023-06-27 |
| 23970. | Abraham (chaos_36) | 51.14 | 81% | 2016-09-04 |
| 23971. | karate kid (karatekid7) | 51.14 | 95.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 23972. | Zayan (z_a_y_a_n) | 51.14 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23973. | BOB (mgfdsrt) | 51.13 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |