Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18210. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 71.44 | 96% | 2015-10-18 |
| 18211. | Colonel Apple (colonel_apple) | 71.44 | 98.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 18212. | thotbox (thotb0x) | 71.44 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 18213. | M (nonni3) | 71.44 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 18214. | Christina (calderman) | 71.44 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 18215. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 71.43 | 97% | 2016-06-17 |
| 18216. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 71.43 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 18217. | Yodeller (yodeller) | 71.43 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 18218. | Richard (ragdolllv) | 71.43 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 18219. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 71.43 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 18220. | Sriram (sriram) | 71.42 | 94% | 2011-06-04 |
| 18221. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 71.42 | 89% | 2015-08-17 |
| 18222. | eburge (eburge) | 71.42 | 93% | 2016-02-13 |
| 18223. | Mike (tonz30) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 18224. | Phil (phibit) | 71.42 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 18225. | Henry (ambandi) | 71.42 | 96.8% | 2023-06-09 |
| 18226. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 71.41 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 18227. | Henrikas (henrikasj) | 71.41 | 88% | 2014-04-16 |
| 18228. | Trent (memosc) | 71.41 | 89% | 2016-07-07 |
| 18229. | Apollonius (apollonios) | 71.41 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 18230. | synthax (synthax) | 71.40 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 18231. | Brent (writerb) | 71.40 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 18232. | elizabeth (demonslayyer69) | 71.40 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 18233. | daniel (dpainter) | 71.40 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 18234. | Zhuldyzay (zhuz12) | 71.40 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 18235. | snelens (lexylexington) | 71.40 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 18236. | nadya (153wpm) | 71.39 | 97% | 2012-07-27 |
| 18237. | Ahmad (ahmad_2000) | 71.39 | 92% | 2012-11-26 |
| 18238. | Echo (echoseven) | 71.39 | 90% | 2012-01-08 |
| 18239. | Regan (reginalld) | 71.39 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |