Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1386. | meep (meep1003) | 87.32 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
1387. | Genesis (buasch) | 87.32 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
1388. | pianoman (fudgecake6) | 87.32 | 99% | 2018-05-02 |
1389. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 87.30 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
1390. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 87.29 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
1391. | stupid (wtytwtyt) | 87.28 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
1392. | pocus (p0cus) | 87.28 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
1393. | Codi (codicollins) | 87.21 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
1394. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 87.20 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
1395. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 87.20 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
1396. | One last time (ubershah) | 87.20 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
1397. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 87.18 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
1398. | Mark (markymarky05) | 87.17 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
1399. | Peaky (x101) | 87.16 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
1400. | josh (jshg) | 87.12 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
1401. | John (niu_) | 87.10 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
1402. | Saad (memon2saad) | 87.08 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
1403. | Nathan (natrieu01) | 87.07 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
1404. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
1405. | gian (diggee) | 87.05 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
1406. | Ilia (isilisi) | 87.04 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
1407. | Landon (floont) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
1408. | Ian (deanoid) | 87.01 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
1409. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 86.99 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
1410. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 86.99 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
1411. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 86.96 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
1412. | Tracy (fbaskivbhaql2) | 86.93 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
1413. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 86.93 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
1414. | Nico (clarencenico) | 86.91 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
1415. | tstats[smusson] (smusson) | 86.91 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |