Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 942. | Reebane (reebane) | 76.07 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 943. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 76.04 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 944. | Allen (coraza) | 76.04 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 945. | arun (arunnari) | 75.99 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 946. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 75.98 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 947. | Plato (observer_02) | 75.96 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 948. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 75.93 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 949. | Maciej (vein1337) | 75.82 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
| 950. | Life (don2712) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 951. | Marc (marxotkin) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 952. | lol (ecobeat) | 75.78 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 953. | ted (sayonara999) | 75.76 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 954. | rngy (rngy) | 75.74 | 96% | 2017-08-10 |
| 955. | kevin (pepelaugh) | 75.72 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 956. | Smoke (smoke91) | 75.71 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 957. | Colin (3geosyog) | 75.65 | 99% | 2020-02-22 |
| 958. | Saad (memon2saad) | 75.63 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 959. | Merrick (skmq) | 75.61 | 99% | 2020-03-04 |
| 960. | Max (pizzadog2) | 75.59 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 961. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 75.57 | 99% | 2020-02-01 |
| 962. | Jura (beakyfurry) | 75.55 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 963. | Ivan (agrus) | 75.52 | 98% | 2018-04-01 |
| 964. | Reese (reesezpiecez) | 75.51 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 965. | Devota (devota) | 75.51 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 966. | Andreas (thisisnotajoke) | 75.50 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 967. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 75.49 | 95% | 2017-09-17 |
| 968. | Christopher (hyperbruh) | 75.48 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 969. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 75.47 | 99% | 2019-07-16 |
| 970. | Lara (dosii96) | 75.46 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 971. | Maize (maizerowan82) | 75.45 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |