So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33471. | nhaiiz (nhaiiz) | 46.25 | 93% | 2012-01-21 |
| 33472. | Luka (luka55) | 46.25 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 33473. | Bence (zeredan) | 46.24 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 33474. | Newman (a0980178917) | 46.24 | 93% | 2012-08-20 |
| 33475. | Huston (skifie) | 46.23 | 93% | 2023-07-09 |
| 33476. | BigRaffasha (bigraffasha) | 46.23 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 33477. | Gaurav (gauravvv2204) | 46.23 | 93% | 2022-01-25 |
| 33478. | Vasily (kot2009) | 46.23 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 33479. | Vy (vy_truc) | 46.23 | 89% | 2016-01-13 |
| 33480. | Lorraine (lorigh95) | 46.22 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 33481. | EM (palser) | 46.22 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 33482. | Yuudai (zilchdear) | 46.21 | 95% | 2022-08-13 |
| 33483. | Blockhead (blockhead73) | 46.21 | 98% | 2023-10-04 |
| 33484. | komal (komal_singh) | 46.21 | 91.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 33485. | Rodolfo (dorfones) | 46.21 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 33486. | prahesa (divhax) | 46.21 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 33487. | Ilia (eastbeast) | 46.20 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 33488. | Connor (fwnr) | 46.20 | 95% | 2023-10-20 |
| 33489. | Murad (memento_mori_s) | 46.20 | 95% | 2021-11-29 |
| 33490. | Dave (cunners123) | 46.20 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 33491. | Spencer (doucwhatic) | 46.20 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 33492. | Janey (kini) | 46.20 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 33493. | ANAND KUMAR (anandstet) | 46.18 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 33494. | pelfra (pelfra) | 46.18 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 33495. | aviad (aviad) | 46.18 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 33496. | Sunny (miikassaa_ackerman) | 46.17 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 33497. | Ashley (ashleycho) | 46.17 | 89% | 2014-03-30 |
| 33498. | Yudhi (tanamal) | 46.17 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 33499. | Jango (jangotech) | 46.17 | 94.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 33500. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 46.17 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |