Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18419. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 71.22 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 18420. | Claudia (ohclaudia) | 71.22 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 18421. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 71.22 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 18422. | Jack (jack8888) | 71.22 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 18423. | MrsB (bamboo) | 71.22 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 18424. | Innocent (innoama) | 71.22 | 95% | 2022-10-16 |
| 18425. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 71.21 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 18426. | Sushi (yinyang) | 71.21 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 18427. | Carlos (layonman98) | 71.21 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 18428. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 71.21 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18429. | hieu (hieutrann) | 71.20 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 18430. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 71.20 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 18431. | equations (equationslayer12) | 71.20 | 95% | 2021-12-11 |
| 18432. | Couldn't be you (malthekr) | 71.19 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 18433. | Teerth (urmomgrimace) | 71.19 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 18434. | Felix (idk14344) | 71.19 | 95% | 2022-01-23 |
| 18435. | Dave (dangerous) | 71.18 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 18436. | Egi (dr12) | 71.18 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 18437. | Realest mang in town (gambah) | 71.18 | 89% | 2015-07-28 |
| 18438. | ╠═══╣Lets build a... | 71.18 | 92% | 2016-11-16 |
| 18439. | Rei (hoanglongnasha) | 71.18 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 18440. | JaTenz (ijrr_23) | 71.18 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 18441. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 71.18 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 18442. | David (kahnmd35) | 71.17 | 97% | 2016-08-31 |
| 18443. | Ken (k3nn37h) | 71.17 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 18444. | Sven (phixle) | 71.17 | 99% | 2015-12-04 |
| 18445. | star (starbaby142) | 71.16 | 96% | 2013-05-20 |
| 18446. | tstats[azhy_01] (azhy_01) | 71.16 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 18447. | Mike (ashmoney5) | 71.16 | 95% | 2014-10-31 |
| 18448. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 71.15 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |