I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12971. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 12972. | typerwise (typerwise) | 79.40 | 97.8% | 2025-05-01 |
| 12973. | Bbblaire (bbbblaire) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 12974. | Ross (pyramidgg) | 79.40 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 12975. | Gay Toyholi (l3hargav) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 12976. | Sushi (sushixr) | 79.39 | 95.7% | 2024-07-21 |
| 12977. | Kerbal (kerbal) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 12978. | Quentin (skiller332) | 79.38 | 98.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 12979. | lazaro (quid) | 79.38 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 12980. | Ern-Wen (canoya) | 79.37 | 97.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| 12981. | MiamMiam (miammiam100) | 79.37 | 98% | 2023-11-01 |
| 12982. | Vlaad (vladiii) | 79.37 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| 12983. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 79.37 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 12984. | Ghost (immaghost) | 79.37 | 88% | 2017-05-11 |
| 12985. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 79.37 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 12986. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 79.37 | 98% | 2018-07-14 |
| 12987. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 79.36 | 96% | 2016-11-21 |
| 12988. | Joe (2513134) | 79.36 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12989. | Bella (bell519) | 79.36 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 12990. | Marcy (melvindvorak2) | 79.36 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 12991. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 79.35 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12992. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 79.35 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 12993. | abtswiath (abtswiath) | 79.34 | 98.5% | 2025-04-12 |
| 12994. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 79.34 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 12995. | Serdulan (serludan) | 79.34 | 98% | 2025-01-28 |
| 12996. | Molality (molality) | 79.34 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 12997. | Salchica (machete24x) | 79.33 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 12998. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 79.33 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 12999. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 79.33 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 13000. | Oscar (scarigam) | 79.33 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |