The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35834. | Fool's Mate (foolsmate) | 59.14 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 35835. | Nour (theshorty) | 59.14 | 90% | 2017-04-11 |
| 35836. | Alex (aescareno) | 59.14 | 93% | 2013-03-20 |
| 35837. | Rubs (rubssuggs) | 59.13 | 96.1% | 2024-01-31 |
| 35838. | Edward (chromedomev12) | 59.13 | 98% | 2025-08-23 |
| 35839. | Aakash (aakash2483) | 59.13 | 95.7% | 2023-12-01 |
| 35840. | arikaraatlantik (arikaraatl... | 59.13 | 95.9% | 2024-06-13 |
| 35841. | Xavier (trashcan13342) | 59.13 | 95% | 2025-01-27 |
| 35842. | kiki (krazy_cat) | 59.13 | 97% | 2025-03-04 |
| 35843. | Jacob (jabob3007) | 59.13 | 96% | 2024-11-15 |
| 35844. | byeeeeeeeeeeeeee (sunny_barua) | 59.13 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 35845. | steez (steez) | 59.13 | 94% | 2014-11-11 |
| 35846. | Marlo (the_law_ph) | 59.13 | 94.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 35847. | tair (sohhab_001) | 59.13 | 92% | 2016-06-24 |
| 35848. | rohit (rohit3591) | 59.13 | 93% | 2014-07-13 |
| 35849. | BambooJoe (chuyo13) | 59.13 | 98% | 2026-03-23 |
| 35850. | Jairdan (twin_turbo_two) | 59.12 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 35851. | Joao Felix (joao_felix) | 59.12 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
| 35852. | (meliflua) | 59.12 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 35853. | Kerem (thezeoron) | 59.12 | 96.5% | 2024-01-30 |
| 35854. | Johannes (jomme) | 59.12 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 35855. | Madhu (madhugul) | 59.12 | 98.5% | 2023-11-16 |
| 35856. | . (popdon990) | 59.12 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 35857. | Irarref (_ofking) | 59.12 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 35858. | nhi (nhoxsansan) | 59.12 | 96% | 2011-06-27 |
| 35859. | BK (bk_hapdiem) | 59.12 | 93% | 2012-06-14 |
| 35860. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 59.11 | 98.3% | 2025-02-08 |
| 35861. | Lorenzo (ren2k) | 59.11 | 95% | 2016-04-11 |
| 35862. | Jordan (nadroj51590) | 59.11 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 35863. | K (ivory_lagi) | 59.11 | 97.6% | 2023-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |