And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16988. | (cactusmon) | 83.69 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 16989. | (iamfaquarl) | 83.69 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 16990. | (beckberg) | 83.68 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 16991. | (chinese69) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 16992. | (bugprsn) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 16993. | (slado122) | 83.68 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 16994. | (leeroy909) | 83.68 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 16995. | Sam (spiritreader) | 83.68 | 94% | 2013-09-30 |
| 16996. | (mrnicejob) | 83.68 | 97% | 2013-04-28 |
| 16997. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 83.68 | 89% | 2016-11-26 |
| 16998. | (smit_24) | 83.67 | 97.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 16999. | (manhna99) | 83.67 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 17000. | (acidreindeer) | 83.67 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17001. | (galaxyyyy) | 83.67 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 17002. | (pikeman222) | 83.67 | 97% | 2017-02-14 |
| 17003. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 83.67 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 17004. | (biggboii18) | 83.66 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 17005. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 83.66 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 17006. | (darthbaldus902) | 83.66 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 17007. | (jayfeather787) | 83.66 | 97% | 2015-05-02 |
| 17008. | (theoh) | 83.66 | 98% | 2012-02-08 |
| 17009. | marcelos (meldels) | 83.66 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 17010. | (manhha00) | 83.66 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 17011. | (karunakaruna) | 83.66 | 94% | 2011-07-18 |
| 17012. | Michael (michael_mikey) | 83.65 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 17013. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 83.65 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 17014. | (cod1r) | 83.65 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17015. | (loganek) | 83.65 | 98% | 2013-06-21 |
| 17016. | sleepy (drained221) | 83.64 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 17017. | (maestro778) | 83.64 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |